Double-O Bum Bra Brief

Maximum Push-up Control Thong Brief
Available at Bubbles Bodywear – $62

"Are they kidding? Maybe we should make a similiar version
for men - ya know, to...uh, give the boyz a more flattering shape.."

uSpace Well-Being Chair

This thing looks like a giant spacepod that will take over your living room. At this pricepoint, it better give us a ride to “infinity and beyond!” $5,995….such a deal.

Nails (We Think!)

One word for this - NASTY!

Globe-Trotter Centenary

28" suitcase with wheels.
Available at JCREW – $2,200?

Are they kidding? The straps are real leather, but c'mon, that's ALOT of cow. The body of the suitcase is made out of something called "Vulcan Fibre." Oooh, aaah... When did JCREW go all uppity and high-brow on us? For that much money, we wouldn't take this thing through security unless they let us cover it in bubble wrap first!

Frou Frou Accessories For Pets…

..we’re pretty sure they don’t like them either!

What’s the Point?

Maybe we’re old and grumpy, but didn’t this kind of stuff go out of style for a reason? Multi-stripe FINGERLESS gloves…made out of acrylic.
Oh joy!

Available at fredflare.com – $28

Cute dog, but c'mon...this is lame.

$150 plastic mat with tray underneath. Supposedly made of a special antimicrobial material… like dog pee or poop won’t stink if it’s sitting on this pricey Astroturf!

Denim Bernadette Skirt

Mrs. Cunningham is pissed….watch out Richie, Fonzie and Potsie. Front pleats and bows, just not a good thing on most of us!

Available at fredflare.com – $60